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fortune cookies?

Journal Entry: Tue Nov 24, 2009, 4:12 PM
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Hallo everyone, and yes my journal is called 'Fortune cookies?' for a reason BUT i will get to that story after I'm done telling you what happened at school today.
Can you guess what happened? YOU GOT IT!!! Nothing.
Okay onto my Fortune cookie story!!!
Okay so i got chinese food today and I stole ALLLLLL the fortune cookies because my mom and step dad don't like fortune cookies, but I don't either I just like to read the fortunes XDDD
So anyways I got three fortunes and the last one was very... queer (Meaning weird not gay)

Okay the first one was...

Eat, Drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

So i'm guessing the fortune was trying to call me fat in a nice way? I don't know.
Okay the second one is...

If you look in the right places, you can find some good offerings.

So something about hide and seek.
Okay and the last one issss.....

Q. What doy ou call a sheep with no legs?
A. A cloud.

So I guess I'm supposed to do something with jokes and or riddles... I don't know they confuse me oh so much.
Well anyways that's about it.
Bye!

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:iconcupcakelovie:
Elllo moto(:

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:icondragun-fan1:
..moto?
Is that like.... spanish? o.e;;

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His smile is evil, that lunar grin watch as it fades whispering, "I'm mad, your mad, we are all mad in wonderland."
:iconcupcakelovie:
I have nooo ideaa , actually(:

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Lets compare scars. If mine is worse, you were caused more pain.
:iconmalleni:
:blowkiss::iconthanksplz:

Have a nice day!

Leni

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:icondragun-fan1:
your welcome!
and have a nice day to ^o^

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dont try to find me,because you will never find me!!! wanna know why? cuzz i'm hiding from stupid people
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i found the black kitty !! XD
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:icondragun-fan1:
OH MY GOSH!!!!! KITTY #2:D

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dont try to find me,because you will never find me!!! wanna know why? cuzz i'm hiding from stupid people
:icondragun-fan1:
yep yep X3

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( U U) KITTY =D

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dont try to find me,because you will never find me!!! wanna know why? cuzz i'm hiding from stupid people

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